Vagina

***maybe offensive and vulgar***
Vagina, literally and figuratively speaking, is the ultimate commodity. People are always focusing on the penis, its size, girth and length. But they have it all wrong. Because a penis is useless if you don't have a vagina. Without the vagina, you are just a guy with a dick in his hand shooting blanks. The reality is this: it doesn't matter how grand your phallic symbol is, the wealth of the US is not symbolized by the Washington Monument, nor France's masculinity by the Effiel Tower. Ultimately a nations' power and wealth comes from the fertility of the land, the womanhood of the nation - the yonic. We are talking about the ability to reproduce and replenish what we use up on a daily basis. And that fertility is safeguarded by none other than the vagina of the land. It doesn't matter how many and how big your warheads are, in the end, you have got only one egg. So guys, stop strutting around pointing to that bulge in your pants, because if women so chooses to with-hold their vagina, you are screwed. So I say, forget about your penises, and start treating the vagina and those who possess the key to it with all the respect and adoration you can muster. Stop playing your man-games, and realize that you are so owned by women.