Signs that you are an audiologist:

1. When you look at someone's neck and think to yourself, "Gee, she has got some very defined [and divine] sternocleidomastoid muscles, I bet I can get some nice VEMPs from those."
2. You get overly exited when you see someone is wearing a set of hearing aids/ CIs/ Bahas
3. You like it when people are telling you about their experiences with dizziness and tinnitus
4. When your friends gave birth to a child, you are more interested in their newborn hearing screen results than their APGAR scores
5. You walk into an American Eagle Outfitters/ Hollister/ any type of bar and wonder if their employee benefits include hearing conservation and hearing aids coverage
6. You actually stop someone when you hear their music through their headphones
7. You carry spare noise plugs
8. You actually wear said noise plugs in bars/clubs and explain to people why they could potentially hear better with them, even though most of them remain unconvinced and you look like a dork
9. Cows have a completely different meaning than some farm animal
10. You do a great imitation of C-3PO whenever you look at nystagmus